No. 582

Your hair is shorter.

Yeah. I’m trying something new.

Same as last month?

No. Very different.

Uh huh. This wouldn’t have anything to do with what I saw on the news, would it?

That was the old me.

They got pretty good video of your face this time.

I’d run for the border, but my passport is expired.

So, exactly like last month, then.

I’m telling you, one of these days, it will work.

It had better. You don’t have much hair left.

I’m thinking about going blonde.

Good call.