No. 548

What kind of villain am I? I run my evil empire from a water park. Sometimes it’s embarrassing. I can never have any of the other bad guys over. One, because I’m ashamed, and two, Commander Hate always, and I mean always, pees in the inner-tube river.

Then there’s a whole process that we have to go through to decontaminate. It costs me money. Meanwhile, all the other morons are running on the pool deck towards the slides. Iron Fist fell one time and cracked his head right open. More money to keep him quiet. But the others won’t listen. No, they think it’s a game.

Every time I think I’m gonna switch secret bases, though, I remember that Lady Decimate and Killer Queen show up in bikinis.

So, that’s worth it.