No. 518

“I’m going to stab you.”

“Are you sure this is a good idea?”

“Yes, just hold still.”

“Could we at least use a smaller knife?”

“It wouldn’t be realistic. Why are you still squirming? We talked about this.”

“I don’t like this plan anymore.”

“That’s what you said about the last one, too.”

“That one had dynamite!”

“See? This is safer.”

“There has got to be a better way of getting free stuff from the grocery store.”

“If there is, I haven’t heard of it. Now, I told you, it’ll hurt more, the more you wriggle.”