No. 509

“Sire, the numbers you asked me to find are in. SPCA kitten adoptions are up this year!” said the demon.

The Devil cackled. “Excellent,” he laughed. “Then my plan is working!”

“You are using kittens for evil, my master?”

“No,” said the Devil. “Not kittens. Who do you think I am? That’s crazy. But, someday, those kittens will grow into cats!”