“Halloween is coming soon,” said the chocolate bar. “And every year, millions upon millions of us are devoured by the humans.”
A chorus of boos rose up from the crowd of gathered candies.
“But not this year!” declared the chocolate bar. “This year, we won’t stand for it! No longer will we be tossed into bags and traded around before meeting our grisly ends!”
There was more applause and shouting from the audience.
“But how?” asked a gummy-worm in the front row. “What can we do?”
“We fight,” said the chocolate bar, with grim finality.