Pop-star Roxy Fast walked through the empty stadium with her friend and assistant, Katherine Pettigrew.
Roxy kicked at a pair of lacy, pink underpants, left from the show the night before. They were one of hundreds usually thrown onto the stage by fans of her hit song “Under the Pants”.
“Ugh,” said Roxy. “I’m so tired of this. They don’t understand that I wrote it as a joke.”
Katherine shrugged. “It must be so hard for you to manage,” she said sarcastically.
Roxy glared at her, then burst out laughing. “Yeah, I suppose there are worse things in the world.”
“War,” said Katherine.
“Hunger,” said Roxy.
“Pepsi,” said Katherine.