Most days, it was all Walter could do to get out of bed. But he was a sloth, so who could blame him? Certainly not the squirrels. It’s not like they were doing any work. Walter knew that all the “foraging” and “gathering” that they purported to be involved with was a sham. He’d never seen a squirrel put in an honest-day’s work in his life.
Walter swore that some day he would get revenge on the squirrels that called him lazy.
Probably not today.