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Writing Club Story 2

“I’m almost done my homework,” Billy Allen called down the stairs, to answer his mother’s question.

The statement was a lie. Billy had not even opened his schoolbag since arriving home on Friday. Billy hoped he had sounded credible enough that his mother would not feel the need to confirm his claim, as he was harboring a larger, much more dangerous secret.

“Keep it down,” he hissed at the rattling shoebox on his desk. “If she finds out, I’ll have to get rid of you. And you don’t want to go back outside, right? It’s cold outside.”

The noise from the box increased. It sounded like chewing.

“Are you hungry?” asked Billy. “You’ve already had most of my dinner. Mom will be suspicious if I come downstairs now. She might want to see my math. Can you wait until morning, at least?”

The box was quiet.

Billy considered opening the lid just a crack, but then he looked down at his bandaged arm. No, he did not want to open the lid. Not after Saturday morning.

The activity within the box began once again. Scratching this time, perhaps? Billy shuddered. He checked his school timetable one more time, just to be one hundred percent sure. His path would not cross Andrew Baxter’s until Tuesday, third block.

He would have to keep a careful eye on his guest until then.

“Just checking my answers,” he yelled to his mother. “I’ll be done soon, and then I’m going to go right to sleep.”

“When the time comes,” he whispered to the box, “go for the eyes.”

Writing Club Story 1

The ship exploded in orbit at twenty minutes past two.

A single life pod blasted down through the atmosphere of the deserted planet below.


Jack Harper held on to the restraint belts that lashed him to his grav-seat and tried not to throw up. He couldn’t remember how he’d made it to the pod.

“Hey,” somebody yelled as his seat jolted from a kick from behind. “If you’re going to vomit, wait until we reach the ground and do it outside.”

The belts prevented Jack from turning around and, as he didn’t feel confident that he could make it until landing to hurl, he kept quiet.

The seat-kicking continued. “I mean it. Do. Not.”

Jack had a split second to contemplate replying, this time, before the pod landed. Or crashed, if one wanted to be technical.

The environment light above the hatch flashed green before the door was ejected, and the only survivors crawled out onto the slightly pinkish rocks of their new home.

Jack saw the kicker for the first time.

“Miranda Ross,” she said, holding out a gloved hand. “Um. Welcome to Vesta,” she said, spreading her other arm out toward the world that the passengers on the Sirius had meant to colonize.  “I think we’re it.”

Jack vomited.

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No. 051

April 7, 2012

“Humans!” croaked the troll excitedly.

He shuffled out from under the bridge, dragging his gnarled leg behind him. He crept up the riverbank, trying not to make any noise. That would spook them. They would run.

The creature could hear the people clearly, though. He didn’t understand what they were saying, of course, but it didn’t matter. He knew they’d soon be crossing.

Slowly, he limped to the center of the span. Now he was ready.

The men appeared from out of the woods. There was at least thirty.

To the troll it seemed like a lot, but he couldn’t count.

They were wearing shiny new armour. They all carried swords or spears. Some had torches, as well.

“Kill the beast!” the leader shouted. They all raised their weapons and ran towards the low stone structure.

The troll raised his arms as well.

“Hello, friends! Greetings!” he called to them, in troll.

They swarmed him, stabbing and poking with their sharp tools.

“It’s good to see you, too!” he burbled at them. He began to hug them.

They responded by pointing harder, and waving fire at him.

“Yes, yes, we can all play!” he laughed.

“This isn’t working, men! Fall back!” cried the commander. “Retreat!”

The humans turned and ran, leaving the troll alone once again.

People. They were so fun!




No. 062

April 21, 2012

The Flower Shop

He wandered through the flower shop aimlessly, idly observing the various plants and arrangements. He knew something about them, having picked up the knowledge from his girlfriend via osmosis. She was the one he was waiting for now.

He checked his watch. She was supposed to have been off fifteen minutes ago. He tried to distract himself by naming as many varieties of flowers as he could. He didn’t get very far. Mostly he knew them by color and shape. The frilly yellow ones were his favorites, if he was asked.

He found himself in the back of the store. This was where they kept all the tropical kinds. He could feel the warmer temperature, and the slightly higher humidity. Back here the smell was distinct. It was a familiar, comforting scent. He noticed that the rear wall was entirely different types of cacti. The only plant he couldn’t kill.

“Don’t touch those,” said a voice from behind him. It startled him. He hadn’t realized how closely he’d been paying attention to the plants. He turned to the speaker.

“Yeah, I’d thought about it, but you changed my mind,” he told her. He didn’t recognize her, but she had a nametag that said “Sally”. “I’m just waiting for Laura. Do you work here?”

“Yes, but I’m new. She’ll be right out. She’s just throwing her stuff in her bag. You must be Sean. She talks about you.”

She paused, shuffling her feet awkwardly. She worried that she’d disturbed him, somehow. “Do you know anything about flowers?” she asked, to fill the silence.

He considered his answer. He decided to be honest. “A little. Maybe more than I’m supposed to.”




No. 100

May 28, 2012

The Tortoise and the Mole

The tortoise and the mole stood at the starting line.

“You know I just beat the hare, right?” the tortoise asked the mole. “You still wanna go?”

“Oh, sure. Slow and steady. Wins the race. I got it,” said the mole.

“I suppose you think you’re somehow slower and steadier than I am?” asked the tortoise. “Nobody is slower and steadier than I am.”

“You’re a terrible trash-talker,” the mole told him. “Let’s start this.”

The fox dropped the flag and the race was on.

The tortoise began his slow and steady creep to the finish line.

The mole stole the tortoise’s wallet and disappeared down his hole.




No. 127

June 25, 2012

Patrick Peters had sent $7.49 plus shipping and handling, which equaled roughly three weeks’ allowance, and now, after waiting an eternity, there was a box on the kitchen table with his name on it.

He couldn’t contain himself and tore indiscriminately at the thin cardboard sides. He retrieved his prize from amidst a heap of shredded paper. The plastic glasses were hideously bright green and pink with “SURE-FIRE X-RAYS” printed in yellow down the arms.

Patrick held them in awe for a second before putting them on. He was going to see all kinds of girls’ underpants. He glanced surreptitiously around the room. There was no-one in sight to foil his plan. He slipped on the gaudy frames and left the house via the front door.

As luck would have it, the first person he saw was a girl. She was too far away for him to make out clearly, and the lenses were so dark as to be almost useless without bright light. He raised the glasses to balance on his forehead while he approached to within range of Emmy Burton.

Emmy was Patrick’s friend Ricky’s older sister. She was going into eleventh grade next year. Patrick drew nearer to her yard and casually nodded at her while he lowered the glasses and continued to walk past.

Right away, Patrick realized there was something wrong. He couldn’t see any underwear. He couldn’t even see any skin, which he realized in that instant would have been an even greater outcome. He shook his head and looked harder. The glasses were X-ray all right, or something. They weren’t working like Patrick had imagined. He saw almost clear through Emmy.

She coughed and startled him. Had she caught him staring? No. He relaxed, and concentrated again on his reconnaissance. He found he could make out her insides. He recognized them from his school textbook. There was the brain, throat, heart, and lungs.

Patrick noticed something about the lungs. One looked like the picture in his book, the other one seemed different. It was a darker color, and there looked like there was something else in it.

Emmy coughed again. This time Patrick took off the glasses and stopped walking. He was torn. Should he tell her what he saw, or would he be in trouble for trying to use the glasses? He bit his lip and drew in a breath. He thought about Ricky, and that if Ricky knew that someone in Patrick’s family was maybe sick, and Ricky didn’t tell Patrick, then Patrick wouldn’t like that.

Patrick slipped the glasses into his pocket. “Emmy?” he asked. “Are you OK?”






No. 134

Waiting for Tom Cruise

July 2, 2012

“What are you doing?” asked Jane.

Nate looked up with some effort. “I’m waiting for Tom Cruise to come by.”

Jane shook her head. “You’re drunk, man. Come on, time to go to bed.”

“No. He’s going to be here soon. It’s going to be an awesome party.”

“Uh huh,” said Jane. “And when did you decide this?”

“Halfway through my twelve-pack.”

“Ok, here’s the situation,” Jane took time to explain. “You’re in the living room of our apartment, wearing sweatpants and a trucker-hat. You’ve laid down trail of Oreo cookies from the hall to the front door. I’m not sure if you’ve realized this, but Tom Cruise probably has better things to do with his time.”

“You’re wrong,” argued Nate. “I’ve planned it all out.”

Jane rolled her eyes and shrugged. She wasn’t going to win this battle. “Well, do what you like. But please try to remember that it’s also three AM, and if you’re going to keep playing ‘Danger Zone’ on repeat, just try to keep the volume below eleven, alright?”

She turned and went back to her room.

“Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise,” said Nate.

Jane called back over her shoulder. “That won’t work, either. He wasn’t even in that movie.”





No. 221

October 17, 2012

She slept heartily. In her dreams she was slaying dragons.




No. 238

November 8, 2012

Protagonist examined the readings of a strange machine. “That’s it,” he said. “There are no new stories. The humans have run out of ideas.”

“Impossible!” exclaimed Antagonist. “Where will our magic come from?”

Protagonist put his head in his hands, thoroughly defeated after a lifetime spent trying to keep the spark of imagination alive. “I don’t know.”

Antagonist, the younger, less rigid of the pair, put forth a heretical suggestion. “What if we create our own?”

Protagonist’s eyes widened. “That would be against all the laws of the council! We can’t.”

Antagonist was determined. His gaze was steely. “What if?” he asked. “Just what if we did?”




No. 266

No. 238 Part 2

December 11, 2012

Protagonist was still unconvinced. “Ok, say that we did do that. How do we make up a story, especially an original story? The machine is never wrong. There’s nothing left!”

A grin began to spread across Antagonist’s face. “But we’re not human, are we?”

“No,” said Protagonist, now beginning to understand. “We’re not.”

Antagonist leaned in close. “It’s up to us.”

Protagonist nodded. He watched the flat line continue to display on the machine’s printout. “How do we begin?” he asked.

Antagonist was very still for a moment. Then he answered. “First, we need a hero.”

As he said the words, the line on the machine jumped slightly.




No. 425

July 24, 2013

Anne believed that something lived under her porch. In reality, it was just a loose board.

The real danger lurked above.


Grimroth was fairly weak, as monsters go. He could still tear a human limb-from-limb, but he couldn’t swallow one whole.

He’d made a nest in Anne’s house, mostly because there wasn’t an abundance of clutter in the attic. Probably soon, in the next day or two, he would feel comfortable enough to slink down the ladder into the home and take a bite of her.

That was the plan, anyway, until the night he spent watching Anne through a narrow gap in the ceiling.

She was cute, in a human sort of way.

As Grimroth saw her go about her business, she began to seem less like a snack, and more like somebody he’d like to get to know better.

Even when his tummy got rumbly, Grimroth resisted the urge to murder. He thought that maybe he could make a friend, even though he didn’t know what a friend was.


He ignored his instincts for almost a week.  It was a struggle against his very nature.

Finally, he couldn’t hold out any longer.


At 7:04 pm, as she watched her favorite show, he crept up behind her and he devoured her.

He felt sort of bad about it, after, though.




No. 433

August 5, 2013

“So, in my story there’s a vampire, but it’s not a vampire. Well, it is a vampire, but it sucks souls instead of blood,” said Britney. “And it’s more like a ghost, really. It floats. You can’t really see it.”

“Could you kill it?” asked her friend, Trevor.

“I suppose, but that would be difficult.”

“I don’t know if that works,” said Trevor. “I’m not thrilled with the idea.”

“So what’s your suggestion, then?” Britney countered. She crossed her arms threateningly. “It can’t be better.”

“Sure, it could,” Trevor defended himself. “Maybe.”

“Go on.”

“There’s a mad scientist. And he fires his greatest weapon, the ‘frequency cannon’, but it doesn’t do what he expects it do. Then he has to fix the consequences, or something,” Trevor elaborated.

“Not better,” said Britney. “Anything else? I forgot to say that in mine, the soul-sucker lives in stairwells, and sometimes leaves underpants behind.”

Trevor slapped his hand to his forehead. “Underwear? Why? Why would it even do that? It’s a monster.”


The debate raged for some time.


The next week, when the project was due, Britney and Trevor stood to read their story to the class.

“Once upon a time,” said Britney. “There was a vampire scientist, who created the ultimate weapon. “

Trevor read the next paragraph. “’The frequency cannon would spell the end of the human race, if it worked as the vampire intended. He pointed it toward the town and pressed the button to arm the device.”

“Nothing happened,” said Britney breathlessly. “The vampire pushed the switch over, and over again. The energy from the device backfired, and vampire began a startling transformation. His body began to dissolve, inch by inch. His undead flesh withered away, leaving his evil spirit behind.”

“And that’s how he became a ghost. The end.” said Trevor.

Britney looked up from her page. “That’s not the end,” she said tersely.

“I’m not reading the rest,” said Trevor. “It’s stupid.”

“Do it,” Britney hissed.

“Fine. Blah blah blah, stairway. Blah blah blah, underpants,” Trevor mocked.

“I’m going to kill you,” said Britney.





No. 511

December 20, 2013

The arrow struck the armor just above Sir Eliot’s heart. The deflected missile scored the dull gray finish of the steel, leaving a scar of brilliant white.

Bonus Story – Rejected No. 403

“Everybody lies,” Grandpa whispered to his grandsons, Trent and Royce. “So, when I tell you a story, you’ve got to look out for the bits that aren’t true.”

“Ok,” the small boys nodded in agreement. “Tell us the one about you, the flood, and the bees.”

“Dad,” their father called from the other room. “Are you giving my kids that ‘everybody lies’ speech again? What did I ask you about that?”

“Son, it’s a lesson they need to learn.”

Bonus Mad-Lib – Blank Form

Fill in the blanks with the words you chose.


The 1.________ dinosaur feared 2. ________ above all, nor could he 3.________ the shredder.

Despite being the master of his 4.________ kingdom, he was not 5.________. 6.________, for example, presented more problems. He’d been wadded into a 7.________ twice, and his 8.________ bore a scar of cello tape.

To keep his mind from those unsavoury topics, he spent most of his days in conversation with the glass 9.________. They discussed all manner of scholarly topics, from 10.________ to history.

The dinosaur felt he had the edge when it came to the historical subjects, having theoretically lived through most of them. The 11.________ would have preferred to speak of the arts, but the dinosaur would not have it.

And so, the two 12.________ on their office 13.________ for many years, happy in their simple routine, until the arrival of a new resident, a 14.________ character by the name of 15.________.


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Bonus Mad-Lib – Complete Story

The Mad-Lib is based on my previous story, “The Origami Dinosaur”, Mini-story No. 011, first published on February 26, 2013.
Here’s my version.


The origami dinosaur feared fire above all, nor could he survive the shredder.

Despite being the master of his desktop kingdom, he was not invincible. Children, for example, presented more problems. He’d been wadded into a ball twice, and his tail bore a scar of cello tape.

To keep his mind from those unsavoury topics, he spent most of his days in conversation with the glass rabbit. They discussed all manner of scholarly topics, from astronomy to history.

The dinosaur felt he had the edge when it came to the historical subjects, having theoretically lived through most of them. The rabbit would have preferred to speak of the arts, but the dinosaur would not have it.

And so, the two lived on their office island for many years, happy in their simple routine, until the arrival of a new resident, a shifty-looking character by the name of Bobble-Head.


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